i witnessed something amazing...

Hello, and welcome to my world. My sleeping schedule has been so eff'd up and I have been staying up super late witnessing some things too awesome to keep to myself....and in lieu of writing a million "status updates", i am writing this note.

First of all, let me ease you into my world by exposing you to a bit of my Caturday:



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and finally....this



courtesy of www.cuteoverload.com

now for the gem of my early sunday morning a/k/a what came on tv at 3am in the morning:

The first thing that pops up is a black screen saying:

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR MALE AUDIENCEs

way to grab my attention infomercial, no boys allowed? of course i am going to watch...
next was an infomercial for a male enhancement drug known as "ExtaMax" that freaking blew my mind. i can't believe no one was there to witness it with me....but you are all here now:



highlights i hope you noticed:
-pictures of "actual disappointment"
-pictures of "actual hopelessness"
-pictures of "actual happiness" (guy in a field with arms wide open? genius!)
-my cell phone makes an appearance if you need to "text dr.z" for advice.

the testimonials deserve a shout out too....srsly, wtf? where did these terrible women come from? i believe this is why there was a "not suitable for male audiences" warning....it's cuz these women only talk about how they like it big....srsly...wtf is up with these chicks?

the candid confessions:

the "grab test"


wasn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen? not "amazing-good" but "amazingly-wtf?!?"

now that you have witnessed my early sunday morning infomercial attack, i leave you with this:

"tanya olalde" on myspace

apparently i am a 19 yr old girl in salem, oregon....a very ghetto girl. watch out!

love,
tanya